Split E.P. dedicated to late F.Y.P bassist Joe "Stoots" Ciauri. F.Y.P side includes a rap song, Grumpies side includes a Lita Ford cover.
- F - Untamed & Useless
- F - Oink Joint
- G - De Niro
- G- Kiss Me Deadly (Lita Ford)

Lucha mini wrestlers La Parkita and El Especrito (real names Alberto & Alejandro Jimenez) were found dead Monday inside a hotel room in Mexico City. According to local authorities, the two wrestlers had brought two prostitutes back to their hotel. The prostitutes drugged their drinks and then robbed them. The hotel clerk told police that he saw the four go into the room at around 6AM on Monday and that the two women left roughly 12 hours later. Due to their small size, the drugs ended up killing them. Both were 35.
Seriously. His argument boils down to this: if America isn’t attacked again, we as a nation will never do what it takes to keep America safe from being…attacked again.
I know I’m repeating myself here, but the argument is just so magnificent in its self-refuting circularity that I can’t help but stand in awe. Even Orwell would have left that scene on the cutting room floor, deeming it too much of a strain on the credulity of the audience.
And yet, there is Glenn “Batshit Crazy” Beck nodding along as if these were the wisest words he’d ever heard. His retort is brilliant in its own right:
Which is why I was thinking, if I were [Osama] that is the last thing I would do right now.So, Osama wouldn’t want to screw up his chances of setting off a WMD in America at some later date by…setting of a WMD in America now. I…but…the point is…he would…why is there blood coming out of my nose?
Brian Giles has become a popular whipping boy. His $9 million deal and the $2 million trade kicker has limited his ability to be shopped. So has his no trade clause. He did hit .309 last year, though he is batting in the .190s this year. Why beat him up?Probably because he makes $9 million and is hitting in the .190's. And he (allegedly) beat his pregnant girlfriend. Why beat him up? Very sensitive, Hacksaw.
Darren Balsley is developing quite a reputation for curing pitchers woes. Kevin Correia, a bust with the Giants, has gone 4-1 with a 2.41 ERA (39 Ks, 3 walks) in 33 innings. Chad Gaudin is 2-1 with a 2.14 ERA (28 Ks in 21 innings) in recent starts. Not a bad job by Padres pitching coach Balsley, a former gas station attendant in Poway. Wonder if other teams are taking notes.Hmmm. I wonder. Let's see the Padres team ERA (4.63) ranks 25th in the league. Gaudin's "recent" ERA may be 2.14, but he is 4-6 with an actual ERA of 4.97. Correa's actual record is 5-6 with a 4.58 ERA. I'm sure other teams are beating a path to his door. FTR, I'm not saying Balsley sucks, it's just ridiculous to insinuate he's performing any miracles.
Phil Nevin, who resurrected his career with the Padres after failing as a first-round pick with the Angels, is managing the Orange County Flyers in the Golden League. He’s hoping to learn quickly to start a second career. He was a grinder with the Padres. Wonder if he grinds on his players?Do you? Does the thought of Nevin grinding player's keep you up at night? Do you also wonder if Arci Cianfrocco gives lapdances?
LaDainian Tomlinson is no longer held in high regard by football people around the nation. Four different injuries in four Chargers seasons. He is not even rated in the top 50 players by CBS Sportsline. They had DeAngelo Williams (Carolina), with two good seasons and Michael Turner (Atlanta) with one good season, ranked ahead of Tomlinson at running back. Honorable mention status was given to Brian Westbrook (Eagles) and Steven Jackson (Rams), both productive. Are any of those guys mentioned as Hall of Fame candidates? Tomlinson has 17,000 all purpose yards and 141 TDs. How dare they diss him? What LT-BS. What garbage.
Vincent Jackson may have a problem on his hands, a possible NFL suspension, for multiple DUI incidents. Commissioner Roger Goodell will deal with him once he is done with guys like Vick-Plaxico-Stallworth. VJ, good player, needs to grow up and not make any more mistakes. Sitting for two games would solve that. Right?
The Chargers will bounce back this year.Whew. It really sucked last year only making it to the AFC Championship game. What a nightmare.
Chuck Long is tied up in this struggle over money with San Diego State. If he leaves to go somewhere else, he loses the remaining $1.4M on his deal. State has given him a job at a desk but no one is quite sure what his project assignments are. Be a man of your word SDSU, and let him look, and split the salary difference. Of course there is this. Why didn’t Long have a typical partial pay clause, that would allow State to get a discount on remaining money if he left? He could coach, they would not be on the hook for all that cash. Everyone looks like a loser in this don’t they?
UFL, the new semi-pro league, held its first draft and five ex-Aztecs were picked.... Who is going to watch the United Football League?
LPGA golf, PBA bowling, WTA-ITF tennis. Can someone explain to me in a market of 2.5M residents, why we are not regular stops on those tours too?